i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
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