"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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