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i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
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