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(503): View more from Oregon

My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf

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(248): View more from Michigan

Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.

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(516): View more from New York

the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.

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(708): View more from Illinois

My lips are sealed. Both pairs.

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(857): View more from Massachusetts

It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

other than the jail part I had a really good time with you

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(+61): View more from Australia

So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....

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(705): View more from Ontario

So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.

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(415): View more from California

Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?

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