just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
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