party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Life lesson: Don't ever put your penis in a crazy girl. Especially if she's married. And has a kid.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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