It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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