I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
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