She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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