Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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