Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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