im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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