did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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