Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Text me some of your sweat
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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