If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
smell my finger.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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