I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
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