Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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