Sober January is a disaster.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
NoShamevember. You game?
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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