Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
My vagina just clenched in fear
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