i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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