question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
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