I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Too much gin, very little bucket
Ketchup is God's man juice
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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