I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Your tits are I can't wait for
North Korea, Best Korea!
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
These tits shall not be calmed
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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