people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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