I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Randomize
