ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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