Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
Randomize
