dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Never underestimate the power of titties
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