she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
Randomize
