dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Apparently you make a good broom.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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