Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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