direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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