I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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