what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
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