Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
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