Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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