Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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