I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
The struggles of a small town man whore
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Randomize
