just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
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