come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
They took my balls.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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