the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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