I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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