your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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