but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
