i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
You smell like stripper and shame
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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