HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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