whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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