I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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