Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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