He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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