that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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