I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
