its not stalking. its research.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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