i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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