Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
So much Jack, so little girl.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
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