found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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