it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
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