FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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